Bombshell! Just found out David not my real Dad. Helen is my Aunt, Mum is Aunt Christine – never met her. Father unknown. WTF!
Met Joe at G’s party – not seen him for 5 yrs. It was all my fault but he forgave me. Feel so stupid but so lucky. A 2nd chance, I hope.
Envelope delivered to work 2day. Photo inside of a bar. Says on back 'Ask Charles about Gloria from Virgin Isles'. OMG may have to go there!
That was convincing! Short sentences, acronyms, omission of auxiliary verbs - good. No hashtags or retweets though...
ReplyDeleteI think one characteristic of twitterspeak is the omission of auxiliary verbs and other unnecessary verbs, as well as superfluous grammatical information. So that last sentence would read: ‘One characteristic of twitterspeak the omission of auxiliary verbs, other unnecessary verbs, superfluous grammatical information.’